1. Put all the backbox guts in the cab
2. Build a short, tiny DMD-size "backbox" and put it where the backbox SHOULD go, mounting a DMD in it
3. Put the two pins "butt to butt" so they look like a gigantic Joust pin
4. Play the game in versus mode face-to-face with your opponent and heckle them mercilessly
Put some of your trademark light bars on it and wire them up to a jackpot flasher or something so you can blast your opponent when you hit a shot, and it's pinball griefer's dream come true.
